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    Posted: June/10/2008 at 15:51
Copper Wire
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>> After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York
>> scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and
>> came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
>> network more than 100 years ago.
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>> Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
>> California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after,
>> headlines in the LA Tim es new spaper read: 'California archaeologists
>> have found traces of 200 year ol d copp er wire and have concluded
>> that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
>> communications network a hundred years earlier than the New
>> Yorkers.'
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>> One week later, The " Benton Courier", a local newspaper in Arkansas
>> reported the following:
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>> After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields near Lonoke,
>> Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found
>> absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years
>> ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless
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There you have it.
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 I Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hilarious .....                    Dam yankees ain't gonna outdo the South !!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tahqua Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/10/2008 at 17:23
I wonder if meathead is wireless? He's only a few doors over.
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I've been to Benton, Ark.. I believe it!Bucky
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That's funny right there!!!
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I wonder if that self taught archaelogist was the former President himself Bill Clinton?
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No, he was a Walmart CEO
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Wireless 200+ years before Al Gore invented the internet.
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Them Arkansasians are pretty advanced, I think they got most of their technologies from Louisiannians though.
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 One lil thing about the south . My family and I went to my son's jump school { 82nd airborne } and got lost sight seeing in Alabama. I got off what was the main highway and stopped at this little gas station to ask directions ... days before I owned a GPS... I could'nt understand a word that guy said !
His southern drawl was sooo deep it was like he was speaking chinese to me ! And guess what they had on the shelf you could buy ... canned POSSUM ! I should have got a few cans but the wife was freaking out thinking we'd end up in the next deliverance movie .  She locked all the doors and kept blowing the horn ... when I looked out she was waving her arms and motioning to go ... like now .... was afraid she'd leave me there so I had to sprint to the car .
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Merc, was that you?  y'all left your drinks!!!   LOL


By the way, the Banjo music is in Georgia. 


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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

Merc, was that you?  y'all left your drinks!!!   LOL


By the way, the Banjo music is in Georgia. 
We LOVE banjo music, almost as much as the folks in Tennessee, and Arkansas, who love it almost as much as the folks in Kentucky, and ALABAMA.
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I knew that get a response, (ROFL) Mornin' Bro.    


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 Banjo's and fiddles .... love em !  A woman playing a fiddle turns me on for some reason ??? Odd is'n tit ... ?        and cowgirls in boots !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by mercenary1947 - June/11/2008 at 12:09
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*****Warning*****

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Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

 One lil thing about the south . My family and I went to my son's jump school { 82nd airborne } and got lost sight seeing in Alabama. I got off what was the main highway and stopped at this little gas station to ask directions ... days before I owned a GPS... I could'nt understand a word that guy said !
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

I knew that get a response, (ROFL) Mornin' Bro.    


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Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

 Banjo's and fiddles .... love em !  A woman playing a fiddle turns me on for some reason ??? Odd is'n tit ... ?        and cowgirls in boots !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's not forget the redneck girls in tube tops and overalls........
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

 Banjo's and fiddles .... love em !  A woman playing a fiddle turns me on for some reason ??? Odd is'n tit ... ?        and cowgirls in boots !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's not forget the redneck girls in tube tops and overalls........
 
There you go talking about my sisters again.
 
 
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