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Chris Farris
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Posted: June/10/2008 at 15:51 |
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>> >> After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, >> scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and >> came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone >> network more than 100 years ago. >> >> Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, >> California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, >> headlines in the LA Tim es new spaper read: 'California archaeologists >> have found traces of 200 year ol d copp er wire and have concluded >> that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech >> communications network a hundred years earlier than the New >> Yorkers.' >> >> One week later, The " Benton Courier", a local newspaper in >> reported the following: >> >> After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields near Lonoke, >> Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found >> absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years >> ago, |
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lucytuma
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There you have it.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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mercenary1947
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I Love it !!!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious ..... Dam yankees ain't gonna outdo the South !!!!
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tahqua
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I wonder if meathead is wireless? He's only a few doors over.
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BeltFed
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I've been to Benton, Ark.. I believe it!
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Steelbenz
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That's funny right there!!!
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Dolphin
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I wonder if that self taught archaelogist was the former President himself Bill Clinton?
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Dale Clifford
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No, he was a Walmart CEO
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cyborg
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Wireless 200+ years before Al Gore invented the internet.
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Chris Farris
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Them Arkansasians are pretty advanced, I think they got most of their technologies from Louisiannians though.
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mercenary1947
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One lil thing about the south . My family and I went to my son's jump school { 82nd airborne } and got lost sight seeing in Alabama. I got off what was the main highway and stopped at this little gas station to ask directions ... days before I owned a GPS... I could'nt understand a word that guy said !
His southern drawl was sooo deep it was like he was speaking chinese to me ! And guess what they had on the shelf you could buy ... canned POSSUM ! I should have got a few cans but the wife was freaking out thinking we'd end up in the next deliverance movie . She locked all the doors and kept blowing the horn ... when I looked out she was waving her arms and motioning to go ... like now .... was afraid she'd leave me there so I had to sprint to the car .
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Steelbenz
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Merc, was that you? y'all left your drinks!!! LOL
By the way, the Banjo music is in Georgia. Edited by Steelbenz - June/11/2008 at 10:30 |
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I knew that get a response, (ROFL) Mornin' Bro.
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mercenary1947
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Banjo's and fiddles .... love em ! A woman playing a fiddle turns me on for some reason ??? Odd is'n tit ... ? and cowgirls in boots !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chris Farris
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*****Warning***** Merc Porn |
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Bigdaddy0381
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C'mon down
we's have a good ol time.....
Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - June/11/2008 at 12:58 |
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AFTERNOON BRO........
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There you go talking about my sisters again.
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