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    Posted: May/09/2008 at 08:23
 
 A man entered the bus with both his front pockets full of
 golf balls;  he sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed
 right) blonde.The puzzled blonde keeps looking at
 his bulging pockets. Finally, after such glances from her, he
 said, "It's golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully, and  
 finally not being able to contain her curiosity any longer
 asked.........."Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" 

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Roll%20on%20Floor%20LaughingThat's a good one!!!!!
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Laughthats a good one!
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 It's gotta be a good one ... my blonde wife laughed .... hate to say it .... it's true about blondes . Take it from a guy who REALLY knows from experience . This is a true story ... my wife and her youngest sister .... both blondes ... went to a yard sale . Her sister saw this great dolphin keychain . She told my wife ... grab that ... it's just like the one Katey her best friend ... who's car they were driving had . So they shop and buy it . The sister told the lady she wanted it but it had a key on it she may want to take off and keep . She paid and they both were amazed at finding this rare keyfob just like the one bought in the keys where she was from . Well they got to the car and wife asked her for the key to leave ... sis said " I don't have it ... you must " . They argued and searched the car ... no key . Finally both realized ... yea ... they bought their own keychain ! She said they both sit there for 10 minutes more.... each saying they were'nt going back up to get it . Wife had to go back up ... admit dumb blonde mistake and ask the lady for the key . They were both p*ssed because all the people there laughed at them .... duhhhhh . I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TRUE !  This is just one of many I have had to endure for 40 years . You would'nt believe it .
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That's a great story Merc but better not let the wife find out you posted it here, might have an unhappy ending!
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 I told her last night ....  made her very happy ..... Chair%20Hit  my oldest son was here when I told her ... he never knew .... they look for antiques at the yard sales .... find quite a few deals ..... even with blonde mentality . 
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While we are on the subject of BLONDES.
 
T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with
a
bright,


'T-G-I-F.'

He smiled at her and replied,


'S-H-I-T.'

She looked puzzled and repeated,


'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

He again answered,


'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile,
and said as sweetly as possibly,


'T-G-I-F.'

The man smiled back to her and once again said,


'S-H-I-T.'

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?'

The man answered, ''S-H-I-T' means


'Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday'
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here I thought it was Sugar ...Honey...Iced Tea
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