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Ready .....Aim....Bombs Away !!!!!
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NO FAIR, There's a definite tilt on the seat, and getting a dead zero from a cold bore too, and the unknown properties of the load makes the whole thing precarious at best!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Use Kentucky "windage"
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The windage seems to be about maxed out on that right side there. Perhaps a well prepared curve squirt will work.
 
We AIM to please, You AIM too PLEASE..... 
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The age old argument of distance VS accuracy.....the debate continues
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Hey they sell those little floating targets to teach your son to hit what he's aiming at.  Just don't use the destroyer, being a ol' tin can sailor I just can't do it to a old friend!!
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Like I said earlier, there is no front sight. You can't aim.
The best you can do is point shooting.Two%20Guns
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

 Steph ... the dual commode ... do they come with gas masks ? I love my wife .... BUUUUUT ...  oops wrong terminology .... plus she'd leave my side paper roller empty .
 
Laugh LOL!!!
 
Good Point. You can do this with your kids tooooo!
 
Looks like she just ejected.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

I've been broken, After being thrashed a few times by my wife and daughter for leaving the seat up I wised up, now I pee sitting down, broken but wise.

i cant believe you! A: told us that and B: cant believe you would give inLoco
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Like I said earlier, there is no front sight. You can't aim.
The best you can do is point shooting.Two%20Guns
 
its like an old shot gun, no bead on the front you just point and shoot
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Originally posted by martin3175 martin3175 wrote:

Shocked
 
Not too keep you up at night or anything,but..........Shocked
 
 
 
 
Is this what it means to "snake the drain " ????
 
Holy Smokes!! I will be heading to the store tomorrow to get some night lights!
So much for going to the bathroom in the dark! Thanx! lol!!


Edited by Stephanie - May/06/2008 at 21:37
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isnt that a new movie coming out soon?? Snakes in a Drain
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Mouth%20Taped%20Shut  That's one movie I will not go see!!
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Okay guys this is fun to do.

While the wife is sleeping make sure of this step.

Sneak into the bath room

Take serene wrap with you and lift seat then cover the bowl with a few sheets make sure it is nice and tight put seat down sneak out of bathroom.

 

Then sit back and wait for her to go. She will be so proud you left the seat down at 2am and when she goes it will spring right back up at her.

 

Oh yeah stay up the night you do this. A raving lunatic hitting you with a broom and a wet back side while you are sleeping at 2:01am isn't fun, but makes for a great big old barrel of good times.

 

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Bigdaddy,
 
  Now you know it's not nice to put your fellow friends up on the chopping block like that...
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That could be grounds for divorce!! No%20No 
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If that happen to me! I promise, my husband would be sleep deprived!!!!!!!! 

I will make him think every night is pay back night..  Just when he thinks it's safe! Baseball%20Bat
Son, grab the popcorn Get%20Your%20Popcorn%20Readythis is going to be good to watch!
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Oh but it is worth it. the sheer look of WTF is priceless
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Stephanie:   Love 
I just saw your pics on the Whats Everybody Look Like thread....WOW, no wonder this forum calls you THE Optics Goddess!!!   
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Here's a pic of me a few years ago in my work clothes.
(I've gained a few hundred pounds since then, but STILL turn head lights.)  Wink 
 
 
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Okay guys this is fun to do.

While the wife is sleeping make sure of this step.

Sneak into the bath room

Take serene wrap with you and lift seat then cover the bowl with a few sheets make sure it is nice and tight put seat down sneak out of bathroom.

 

Then sit back and wait for her to go. She will be so proud you left the seat down at 2am and when she goes it will spring right back up at her.

 

Oh yeah stay up the night you do this. A raving lunatic hitting you with a broom and a wet back side while you are sleeping at 2:01am isn't fun, but makes for a great big old barrel of good times.

 

 
Or, if your toilet seat happens to be black, paint it thoroughly with black shoe polish so the shoe polish isn't noticeable.  Naturally, when somebody sits on it, they will then have a giant black horseshoe shape imprinted on their @$$ and not even know it.Wink
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