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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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Ready .....Aim....Bombs Away !!!!!
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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NO FAIR, There's a definite tilt on the seat, and getting a dead zero from a cold bore too, and the unknown properties of the load makes the whole thing precarious at best!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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Use Kentucky "windage"
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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The windage seems to be about maxed out on that right side there. Perhaps a well prepared curve squirt will work.
We AIM to please, You AIM too PLEASE.....
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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The age old argument of distance VS accuracy.....the debate continues
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Steelbenz
Optics Jedi Knight ROLL TIDE ROLL Joined: January/03/2006 Location: Heart of Dixie Status: Offline Points: 5153 |
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Hey they sell those little floating targets to teach your son to hit what he's aiming at. Just don't use the destroyer, being a ol' tin can sailor I just can't do it to a old friend!!
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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Like I said earlier, there is no front sight. You can't aim.
The best you can do is point shooting.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22284 |
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Looks like she just ejected.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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its like an old shot gun, no bead on the front you just point and shoot
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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Holy Smokes!! I will be heading to the store tomorrow to get some night lights!
So much for going to the bathroom in the dark! Thanx! lol!! Edited by Stephanie - May/06/2008 at 21:37 |
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pyro6999
Optics Retard OT TITAN Joined: December/22/2006 Location: North Dakota Status: Offline Points: 22034 |
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isnt that a new movie coming out soon?? Snakes in a Drain
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They call me "Boots"
375H&H Mag: Yeah, it kills stuff "extra dead" 343 we will never forget God Bless Chris Ledoux "good ride cowboy" |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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That's one movie I will not go see!!
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Okay guys this is fun to do. While the wife is sleeping make sure of this step. Sneak into the bath room Take serene wrap with you and lift seat then cover the bowl with a few sheets make sure it is nice and tight put seat down sneak out of bathroom. Then sit back and wait for her to go. She will be so proud you left the seat down at 2am and when she goes it will spring right back up at her. Oh yeah stay up the night you do this. A raving lunatic hitting you with a broom and a wet back side while you are sleeping at 2:01am isn't fun, but makes for a great big old barrel of good times. |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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Bigdaddy,
Now you know it's not nice to put your fellow friends up on the chopping block like that...
That could be grounds for divorce!!
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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If that happen to me! I promise, my husband would be sleep deprived!!!!!!!! I will make him think every night is pay back night.. Just when he thinks it's safe!
Son, grab the popcorn this is going to be good to watch!
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Oh but it is worth it. the sheer look of WTF is priceless
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Optimus Prime
Optics Apprentice RMS Jr. Joined: October/07/2007 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 108 |
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Stephanie:
I just saw your pics on the Whats Everybody Look Like thread....WOW, no wonder this forum calls you THE Optics Goddess!!!
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Optimus Prime
Optics Apprentice RMS Jr. Joined: October/07/2007 Location: South Carolina Status: Offline Points: 108 |
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Here's a pic of me a few years ago in my work clothes.
(I've gained a few hundred pounds since then, but STILL turn head lights.)
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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Or, if your toilet seat happens to be black, paint it thoroughly with black shoe polish so the shoe polish isn't noticeable. Naturally, when somebody sits on it, they will then have a giant black horseshoe shape imprinted on their @$$ and not even know it.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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