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    Posted: May/02/2008 at 08:26
                            BIG SQUEEZE INVENTS NEW PRODUCT!!
                                        
 
 
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                                the BOOMERANG HAND GRENADE
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   Uhhh...self inflickted wounds hurt the most ring any bells?
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They should sell them to Iran Thunbs%20Up
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote yellowdog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/02/2008 at 08:42
Originally posted by Average Joe Average Joe wrote:

They should sell them to Iran Thunbs%20Up
   That's a swell idea! Our everyday Average Joe is on to something here. I can think of a few scud bottom vagrant, anti gun, tree hug'in, flat lie'n curr dogs that would also benefit from these.
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 Following the failure of the Returning Hand Grenade, Big Squeeze decided to invent some camouflge deer hunting devices........One of the earliest efforts was the Blue Couch Deer Blind..............                                    
 
 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

 Following the failure of the Returning Hand Grenade, Big Squeeze decided to invent some camouflge deer hunting devices........One of the earliest efforts was the Blue Couch Deer Blind..............                                    
 
 
                                      I found ED hiding!  Peeker...Tank Squeezer!
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LMAO, damn I love this forum.
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Sqeezer, I once had a bar stool blind very simular to the blue couch blind, just a word of advise; put a no parking sign in front of the window in which the blind will be positioned so your view will not be obstructed.
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               Cheers    Big Squeeze next added a tap handle to his Deer Blind ......Boozer     
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 Big Squeeze invents a toilet that goes to the bathroom for you......Down%20the%20Toilet
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Originally posted by supertoot73 supertoot73 wrote:

LMAO, damn I love this forum.
It is quite entertaining huh?
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

               Cheers    Big Squeeze next added a tap handle to his Deer Blind ......Boozer     
     Now we're talkin, I'll be write over Squeezer! Yippee
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how about a special left handed edition for people like obama??
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Squeezer invents the Sneak-Up-On-A-Deer-Crawler. It is also a computer so you can look at  e-Bay while waiting for the BIG ONE. PeekerJust the thing for those slow, late- season days.........
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Bunny    Pig    Here are some woodland creature camouflage suits for the deer hunters manufactured by the Big Squeeze Innovative Creations Corporation:  We have Mr. Bunny ( S, M , L , XL, Squeezer) sizes.... Randy the Runaway Barnyard Pig,   Beating%20a%20Dead%20Horse   Dave , the Dead Farm Animal ( shown with the optional deliquent teenagers pestering it...) ,  Bounce 
 
Floppy, the large Deer Flea ( with optional plexiglass urine container inside...),  and Barry the Evil Bat Evil%20Batfor coon hunting in the dark.  It is recommended that you put the suits on after you arrive at your stand. 
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Laugh%20Above    .....   Christmas%20List  I'm adding one of each to my xmas list ...... gotta have all the toys ! Where's the ghetto/gangland camo suit  ..... ?
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                  Dirty%20Harry               .....oh, yeah,  here it is............
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