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cyborg
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His nickname is POSSUM!!!!!
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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Steelbenz
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oh JEZZ, well Ted at least I got it!!!
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Roy Finn
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Chris Farris II
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Some people amaze me with their stupidity. Classic!
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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I guess there's a few folks that don't know what, or who Possum is.....
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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Average Joe
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My possum story............
We had a possum problem here ,so it was night time when i spotted a possum eating the trash.I got my crossbow out loaded it, took aim, got a hit in the front of the chest.The bolt was all the way through the possum coming out of his back leg area.
I put my foot on it's head and pulled the bolt out, it was all bloody,no movment, a good clean kill right?
I went back in the house and looked out the window and the possum was up and eating trash again!!! It ate for 20 mins or so then walked off, possums are hardcore!!!!
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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I still think George Jones is a fruit pie..........................
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Average Joe
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Who is george jones?
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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RONK
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Probably.
Most of your country music performers (and fans) are!
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Average Joe
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Oh that George Jones.
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Average Joe Cyborg------------RONK Cyborg-----------Mr. Ed Cyborg
Just for the RECORD there have been several times over more FRUIT PIES doing Rock-n-Roll than ever in Country, Southern Rock, or Western Music guys. So get the facts before you state something like that. Not that I have a problem with it, that means more women for me.......
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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Average Joe
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I Don't Need Your Rockin' Chair ,i Honky Tonk Myself To Death !!!
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I'm classic shag nasty type.
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mercenary1947
Optics Master ** Joined: April/02/2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1392 |
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Aint nothin like an ice cold beer .... sleezy bar fly with 8 pounds of makeup on .... and george jones songs .... awww HEAVEN !
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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That is until that eight pounds of makeup ends up down the drain when she showers. Worse yet stuck to the sheets and she's laying on your arm...........
I had one try to pick me up last week, she could've been Willie Nelsons twin sister, or worse yet Willie himself............
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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mercenary1947
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAH That IS funny .... needed a good laugh .... and I do get them here !!
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cyborg
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Yeah, I'm glad someone can laugh about it, she was HIDEOUS..........
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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mercenary1947
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My nephew told me about one morning he woke up between 2 huge ugly mommas .... he's a truck driver ... he had gotten blitzed the night before .... said he does'nt know what people thought when he went running as fast as he could out to his truck in his boxers and big boots with clothes in hand .... told me he did'nt remember picking them up .... yea right ... I never got that drunk ! That is the truth ... and the dummy told me .... like I don't tease the heck out of him all the time .
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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
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cyborg
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I can sympathize with that dilemna, everytime I hear a Willie Nelson song I cringe, and start looking over my shoulder........SHUDDER!!!!!!!
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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