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His nickname is POSSUM!!!!!
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oh JEZZ, well Ted at least I got it!!!

Edited by Steelbenz - April/29/2008 at 07:58
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Chris Farris II Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/29/2008 at 13:43
Loco Some people amaze me with their stupidity. Classic! Excellent
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I guess there's a few folks that don't know what, or who Possum is.....
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My possum story............
 
We had a possum problem here ,so it was night time when i spotted a possum eating the trash.I got my crossbow out loaded it, took aim, got a hit in the front of the chest.The bolt was all the way through the possum coming out of his back leg area.
I put my foot on it's head and pulled the bolt out, it was all bloody,no movment, a good clean kill right?
I went back in the house and looked out the window and the possum was up and eating trash again!!! It ate for 20 mins or so then walked off, possums are hardcore!!!!
 
 
 
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I still think George Jones is a fruit pie..........................Shocked
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Who is george jones?Smoking
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Originally posted by Average Joe Average Joe wrote:

Who is george jones?Smoking
 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

uh.....was George Jones a fruit pie??
 
 
 Probably.
 Most of your country music performers (and fans) are!
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Oh that George Jones.
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Just for the RECORD there have been several times over more FRUIT PIES doing Rock-n-Roll than ever in Country, Southern Rock, or Western Music guys. So get the facts before you state something like that. Not that I have a problem with it, that means more women for me.......Naughty  
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Preview%20Sample I Don't Need Your Rockin' Chair ,i Honky Tonk Myself To Death !!!
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 Aint nothin like an ice cold beer .... sleezy bar fly with 8 pounds of makeup on .... and george jones songs .... awww HEAVEN !  Love
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That is until that eight pounds of makeup ends up down the drain when she showers. Worse yet stuck to the sheets and she's laying on your arm...........
I had one try to pick me up last week, she could've been Willie Nelsons twin sister,Yikes or worse yet Willie himself............Puker
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAH   WOW  That IS funny .... needed a good laugh .... and I do get them here !!
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Yeah, I'm glad someone can laugh about it, she was HIDEOUS..........
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 My nephew told me about one morning he woke up between 2 huge  ugly mommas .... he's a truck driver ... he had gotten blitzed the night before .... said he does'nt know what people thought when he went running as fast as he could out to his truck in his boxers and big boots with clothes in hand .... told me he did'nt remember picking them up .... yea right ... I never got that drunk !  That is the truth ... and the dummy told me .... like I don't tease the heck out of him all the time .
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I can sympathize with that dilemna, everytime I hear a Willie Nelson song I cringe, and start looking over my shoulder........SHUDDER!!!!!!!
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