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    Posted: April/21/2008 at 12:53

Friendship between Women;

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next morning she told her husband

that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's ten

best friends. None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next morning he told his wife that

he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's ten

best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over,

...and two said that he was still there.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tahqua Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/21/2008 at 13:22
That is great and so true.
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I think Lucy and Ricky have some SPLAINING to do. LOL
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Classic !!
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There's a helluva lot of truth to that analogy!
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 Love it !!!  Won't tell ya how a got in trouble a couple times though .... was afraid to go to sleep every night .
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Somehow I have "Mean woman Blues" by the Allman Bros. and "Move it on Over" by George thorogood running thru my head at the same time.   LOL
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Those men friends may be "buds", but they ain't as clever as the women! What a bunch of klutzes!!!   HA! HA!    ( " duh............he's still here!!!"   Bucky )      game show buzzer!!
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This is so true.
 
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I don't believe that a woman would have 10 best friends. It has been my experience that if you put 20 guys in a room and lock them in over night, there will be a party by morning. If you lock 20 women in the same room over night........only 1 would survive.

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