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Chris Farris
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swfa.com Joined: October/01/2003 Location: Texas Online Status: Offline Posts: 5701 |
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Topic: How Does This WorkPosted: April/09/2008 at 15:56 |
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In this forum you will find products that we want you to get your hands on. We want you to use them as if they belonged to you and compare them to other products that you own. The only thing we ask is that once your done, send them to the next person in line insured.
You are not obligated to tell anyone what you think about the product, but If you want you can post a review in the Members Tests and Reviews section. Whether you post a review or just mention your impressions of the product in the regular forums you have to promise to not "pull any punches", what your mom told you about not saying anything at all if you don't have anything nice to say does not apply here. We want to hear the good, the bad and the ugly.
1. Only members with 300 posts or more are eligible to participate.
2. To keep stuff moving, let's keep the time in your hands to two weeks or less.
3. Product must remain in the continental USA (48 contiguous states).
4. You can be in line for everything, but you may only have one item at any given time.
5. All packages MUST be insured for their retail value (not optional).
If you love the product so much and decide you have to have it, you will need to put in an order at www.SWFA.com for a new one and send the Test Drive model on to it's next destination.
*By participating in the Test Drive you are agreeing to be responsible for the item while it is in your possession and until it arrives at it's next destination. While we do not require a deposit or collateral up front we will expect to be reinbursed if the item is lost or stolen.
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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell. May be too intense for some users. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. Must be over 18 years of age to participate. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if used before expiration date. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Colors may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet. For official use only. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Penalty for private use. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to Test Drive. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Decision of judges is final. For indoor or outdoor use only. Use of this product does not enable you to fly. One size fits all. Product will be hot after heating. No substitutions allowed. Caveat emptor. Provided "as-is" without warranty. Reader assumes full responsibility. We are an equal opportunity employer. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Quantities are limited while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one per family please. No money down. Do not use this product with a petroleum based lubricant. No animals were harmed in the preparation of this; only humans. Contains no CFCs. Discontinue use if nausea or dizziness occurs. Objects in scope or binocular may be closer than they appear. Do not eat. Recycle. Fragile - handle with care. This side up. No jumping or diving. Actual size not shown. Contents under pressure. Do not intentionally inhale vapors. Do not remove tags under penalty of law. Your mileage may vary. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near a magnetic source. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, or other acts of God, neglect, damage from improper use, incorrect line voltage, unauthorized use, unauthorized repair, improper installation, typos, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, hitting of a deer, milk coming out of your nose due to laughing while drinking, or projectiles, which can include, but are not limited to, arrows, bullet shots, BBs, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.
This supersedes all previous notices. Edited by Chris Farris - May/06/2008 at 15:34 |
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Chris Farris
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swfa.com Joined: October/01/2003 Location: Texas Online Status: Offline Posts: 5701 |
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cheaptrick
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Joined: September/27/2004 Location: North Carolina Online Status: Offline Posts: 9421 |
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Posted: February/02/2009 at 15:05 |
Just saw this!!
Can't be too careful these days, huh?
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