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martin3175
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/19/2005 Location: Maryland Status: Offline Points: 3773 |
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Posted: March/20/2008 at 21:14 |
In one episode of "Cheers," Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this. .
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing off of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and much more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." |
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mbielec
Optics GrassHopper Joined: October/28/2006 Location: new york Status: Offline Points: 12 |
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after all, it did make bud wiser
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medic52
Optics Professional Joined: October/05/2006 Location: Missouri Status: Offline Points: 893 |
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EXaccctly.......sounds good to me
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"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him." G.K. Chesterton
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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...............so, if only the dumber and slower brain cells are being eaten by the lions, then we don't really get dumber, but we is actually gettin' smarter?........... OH! I get it....
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jonbravado
Optics Master Joined: October/05/2006 Status: Offline Points: 1131 |
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THAT's why i feel so damn smart today..........
fantastic.
J
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