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    Posted: March/19/2008 at 13:27
since 'almost anything goes'    here you guys go.
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I OWE MY MOTHER 

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning.' 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.' 

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!' 

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 
' Because I said so, ! that's why.' 

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.' 

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.' 

7. My mother taught me IRONY 
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.' 

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.' 

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!' 

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.' 

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.' 

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times.  Don't exaggerate!' 

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.' 

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 
'Stop acting like your father!' 

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 
'There ar e millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.' 

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 
'Just wait until we get home.' 

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 
'You are going to get it when you get home!' 

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.' 

19. My mother taught me ESP. 
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?' 

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.' 

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.' 

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 
'You're just like your father.' 

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Absolutely CLASSIC
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I love it Cyborg, your alway good a daily lesson.
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tahqua Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/20/2008 at 18:41
OK, the headers are cool. What's the story behind the racks of AR's. What is that in the top rack of the grocery cart, M9's?
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The picture was taken at work (armory) and its just some old stripped SAW barrels in the top rack



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/20/2008 at 19:33
Originally posted by longboard longboard wrote:

since 'almost anything goes'    here you guys go.
 
Thats no f****g shopping cart
Here is a shopping cart Okie style
 
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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Originally posted by longboard longboard wrote:

The picture was taken at work (armory) and its just some old stripped SAW barrels in the top rack





That's cool, the green had me thinking those were bayonets in the cart................thanks
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"and its just some old stripped SAW barrels in the top rack"
just --huh!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote longboard Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/20/2008 at 21:37
yep 'just'     Actually I think we've already chopped those up for scrap Big%20Grin


Is that giant shopping cart actually drivable??
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tahqua Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/20/2008 at 21:54
Unleaded a $193_9, yep the good old days!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/21/2008 at 08:38
Yes it is drivable. they use in parades. and tahqua read the date only one year ago. Good days yes old days not quite.
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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