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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Posted: March/11/2008 at 09:36 |
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children. They went to the doc tor to see about getting the husband "fixed." The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish. |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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mwyates
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Unfortunately, this is probably a true story.
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No man on his deathbed ever said "I wish I'd made more money".
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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At first glance the combination of words had me more than just a little worried about the contents of this topic. Then it struck me that it was in the almost anything so I figured how bad can it be.
Being a redneck myself, now I can understand how the cave men in the Geico commercials feel...........
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Cyborg, You’re our friend. We don’t care if you get to park in the up close spot. It’s doesn’t Bother us your wear a helmet in public. I honestly can say I have no problems with you licking the moister off the windows and McDonalds during lunch. So Buddy we understand. |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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cyborg
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GEE Thanks BD, I'm really glad that I can share such things with my friends and not have to worry about them thinking any less of me.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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What are friends for. Your tops in my book. almost up there with some of those Jedi's.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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cyborg
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Thanks BD, only 2611 more and I get my light sabre too.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Steelbenz
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I have a friend here in Bibb Co. Alabama that has 17 brothers and sisters, 1 Mom and 1 Dad.
YOU KNOW COAL MINERS. LOL |
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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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Urimaginaryfrnd
MODERATOR Resident Redneck Joined: June/20/2005 Location: Iowa Status: Offline Points: 14964 |
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Sounds like they know their way around in the dark.
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"Always do the right thing, just because it is the right thing to do". Bobby Paul Doherty Texas Ranger |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Wonder if he wore his miner helmet. |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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cyborg
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I had a comment about miners and knowing their way around holes. I think I'll just leave it at that.
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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