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    Posted: March/11/2008 at 09:36
An Alabama couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9
children.  
 
They went to the doc tor to see about getting the
husband "fixed." The doctor gladly started the
required procedure and asked them what finally made
them make the decision--why after nine children,
would they choose to do this.  
 
The husband replied that they had read in a recent
article that one out of every ten children being
born in the United States was Mexican, and they
didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican
baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.  
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Unfortunately, this is probably a true story.
No man on his deathbed ever said "I wish I'd made more money".
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At first glance the combination of words had me more than just a little worried about the contents of this topic. Then it struck me that it was in the almost anything so I figured how bad can it be.
Being a redneck myself, now I can understand how the cave men in the Geico commercials feel...........Bucky
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Being a redneck myself, now I can understand how the cave men in the Geico commercials feel...........Bucky
 

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You’re our friend. We don’t care if you get to park in the up close spot. It’s doesn’t Bother us your wear a helmet in public. I honestly can say I have no problems with you licking the moister off the windows and McDonalds during lunch. So Buddy we understand.Howdy

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GEE Thanks BD, I'm really glad that I can share such things with my friends and not have to worry about them thinking any less of me.Mooner
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What are friends for. Your tops in my book. almost up there with some of those Jedi's.
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Thanks BD, only 2611 more and I get my light sabre too.
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I have a friend here in Bibb Co. Alabama that has 17 brothers and sisters, 1 Mom and 1 Dad.
YOU KNOW COAL MINERS.  LOL  
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

I have a friend here in Bibb Co. Alabama that has 17 brothers and sisters, 1 Mom and 1 Dad.
YOU KNOW COAL MINERS.  LOL  
 
Sounds like they know their way around in the dark. Shocked

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Wonder if he wore his miner helmet.

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I had a comment about miners and knowing their way around holes. I think I'll just leave it at that.
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