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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Do you think his last words were" Hey ya'll watch this"
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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helo18
Optics Jedi Knight Joined: December/02/2006 Location: Montana Status: Offline Points: 5620 |
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Global Warming!
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To be prepared for War is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.
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cyborg
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Probably not the second or even third, So when do you draw the line between persistent, and stupid?
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cyborg
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Well that would explain the ILL WIND...................
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Chris Farris
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First guy just plucked one and ate it, got real sick and possibly died.
Second guy said, "maybe we should cook it first". Got real sick from the smoke and possibly died.
Third guy must have been nuts.
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Or third guy walks up after the fire went out and the nutz cooled and said " hey look 2 dead guys what were they cooking yummie cashews"
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Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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What was the first guy to try a magic mushroom thinking?
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Waffle house is the same way.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Chris Farris II
TEAM SWFA - Admin MODERATOR Joined: August/13/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3196 |
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If a movie theater does not sell a single ticket to a movie do they still run the movie?
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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Chris Farris
TEAM SWFA - Admin swfa.com Joined: October/01/2003 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 8024 |
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Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
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Ed Connelly
Optics Retard God of no Chihuahua Joined: December/16/2007 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 24225 |
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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Ghost Rider
Optics GrassHopper Joined: May/22/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 40 |
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The cashews on the apples look like the mice that grow human ears.
If nobody buys tickets to a movie it is still played, my buddy worked in a movie theater when we were 16 and I called and asked him.
Why do the last several posts above mine have the post date as 22 june 08?
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Bronze Star w/"V"...down graded...Article 15,Section 8
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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Yes they do still show it. A guy that works for me also work at a movie theater on the weekends. I ask him and he said They have to show it in case someone buys one and when they get the movies in and the play times set they are under contract to play them even if no one shows up.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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tahqua
MODERATOR Have You Driven A Ford Lately? Joined: March/27/2006 Location: Michigan, USA Status: Offline Points: 9042 |
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A stick
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RONK
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: April/05/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3199 |
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Steven Wright posed this one years ago:
Okay, so you're in a vehicle traveling the speed of light.
You turn the headlights on.
What happens?
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windtalker07
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Ok, I have a couple:
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, does it make a sound? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? If these can be answered, I may have a chance of dying in peace after all ( I really need less free time) |
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I'm not against stupid people; I just think we should remove all the warning labels and let the matter take care of itself.
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cyborg
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WHO coined the phrase, "Pull my finger" ?
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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Chris Farris
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He was thinking damn it, how long is this going to last!
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