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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bigdaddy0381 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/25/2008 at 14:41
Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

So who was the person that figured out how to pick, roast, and eat a cachew?

 
That is the best question of all.  I bet it wasn't the first guy that tried.
 
Do you think his last words were" Hey ya'll watch this"
 
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

If we all were to fart at the same time, what would happen?
 
Global Warming!
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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

So who was the person that figured out how to pick, roast, and eat a cachew?

 
That is the best question of all.  I bet it wasn't the first guy that tried.
 
Probably not the second or even third, So when do you draw the line between persistent, and stupid?
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

If we all were to fart at the same time, what would happen?
 
Global Warming!
 
Well that would explain the ILL WIND...................Farter
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First guy just plucked one and ate it, got real sick and possibly died.
 
Second guy said, "maybe we should cook it first".  Got real sick from the smoke and possibly died.
 
Third guy must have been nuts.
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Or third guy walks up after the fire went out and the nutz cooled and said " hey look 2 dead guys what were they cooking yummie cashews"
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What was the first guy to try a magic mushroom thinking?
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

If 7-11 is never closed, then why do they have locks on their doors?
 
I guess in case of emergencies.  Hiding
Waffle house is the same way.
 
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If a movie theater does not sell a single ticket to a movie do they still run the movie?
One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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The cashews on the apples look like the mice that grow human ears.
If nobody buys tickets to a movie it is still played, my buddy worked in a movie theater when we were 16 and I called and asked him.
Why do the last several posts above mine have the post date as 22 june 08?
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Originally posted by Chris Farris II Chris Farris II wrote:

If a movie theater does not sell a single ticket to a movie do they still run the movie?
 
Yes they do still show it. A guy that works for me also work at a movie theater on the weekends. I ask him and he said They have to show it in case someone buys one and when they get the movies in and the play times set they are under contract to play them even if no one shows up.
 
 
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
 
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Steven Wright posed this one years ago:
 Okay, so you're in a vehicle traveling the speed of light.
 
 You turn the headlights on.
 
 What happens?
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Ok, I have a couple:
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, does it make a sound?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If these can be answered, I may have a chance of dying in peace after all ( I really need less free time)
I'm not against stupid people; I just think we should remove all the warning labels and let the matter take care of itself.
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WHO coined the phrase, "Pull my finger" ?
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

What was the first guy to try a magic mushroom thinking?
 
Trippin
 
He was thinking damn it, how long is this going to last!
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