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The Dead Parrot

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Ed? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."


"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Ed, that your parrot, he is dead.

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Ed."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Ed."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Senor Ed, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Senor Ed."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Ed."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Senor Ed. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the custom-made Wenig Exhibition Grade Stock. "

SILENCE...........


LONG SILENCE.........


VERY LONG SILENCE..............

"Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep sh*t."

 
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Priorities Ed, priorities..........
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LOL. Bud, you've outdone yourself!!!  Excellent
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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At least ED has his priorities right.
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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Lile the wife still rubbing it in, huh?  Laugh
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Oh don't be playing....MAD... you know your laughing..and it's true!  Smile
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Ed's still upset over the parrot.  Shocked
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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Ernesto,that name is very familiar!   Good one BudExcellent
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True Story:  After my grandfather passed away we were at his house getting his shotguns to carry to our house.  I was coming down the stairs with a Browning Sweet 16 that had been shot less than 25 times.  I slipped and fell and went down the stairs on my back, shotgun in one hand and a box of shells in the other.  When I stopped a the bottom the first thing I heard was my father saying "that shotgun better not be hurt!"

Edited by magshooter1 - October/16/2012 at 07:19
It's not the size of the campfire; it's the quality of the company.
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Well your here so I guess it was okay.... Cool
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Originally posted by magshooter1 magshooter1 wrote:

True Story:  After my grandfather passed away we were at his house getting his shotguns to carry to our house.  I was coming down the stairs with a Browning Sweet 16 that had been shot less than 25 times.  I slipped and fell and went down the stairs on my back, shotgun in one hand and a box of shells in the other.  When I stopped a the bottom the first thing I heard was my father saying "that shotgun better ot be hurt!"
 
 
 
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Ed, was your FATHER?!?!?!??!  Bucky
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No, I am a son of Sam.  Wink  And yes, the shotgun was fine, obviously.  Dad, by the way, is still formidable; last year at 89 he killed a 8 pt. and a 10 pt. with his faithful .270 rem. pump.
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