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TEXAS:   When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.   
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TENNESSEE:  It's illegal to shoot any game animal from a moving vehicle, except for WHALES!!!!  So, if you're ever driving along in Tennessee and see a whole herd of whales off the side of the road, blast away -- it's perfectly legal!
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Time to start a "Save the Whales" campaign in Tennessee - damn hunters!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Time to start a "Save the Whales" campaign in Tennessee - damn hunters!
 
 
Laugh Dat's funny rite ther, I don't care who ya are!
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

TENNESSEE:  It's illegal to shoot any game animal from a moving vehicle, except for WHALES!!!!  So, if you're ever driving along in Tennessee and see a whole herd of whales off the side of the road, blast away -- it's perfectly legal!
 

I thought I saw a heard of whales in Tennessee once but it was the U of T cheerleaders grazing.

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UTAH:  No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emercency call.          Sad
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IDAHO: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.                             Wink
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IDAHO: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.                             Wink
What fun is that?Wink
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

TENNESSEE:  It's illegal to shoot any game animal from a moving vehicle, except for WHALES!!!!  So, if you're ever driving along in Tennessee and see a whole herd of whales off the side of the road, blast away -- it's perfectly legal!
 

I thought I saw a heard of whales in Tennessee once but it was the U of T cheerleaders grazing.

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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

TENNESSEE:  It's illegal to shoot any game animal from a moving vehicle, except for WHALES!!!!  So, if you're ever driving along in Tennessee and see a whole herd of whales off the side of the road, blast away -- it's perfectly legal!
 

I thought I saw a heard of whales in Tennessee once but it was the U of T cheerleaders grazing.

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ARKANSAS:  It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state.
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Utah

It is against the law to fish from horseback.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.

Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.

It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.


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Utah towns

Logan
  • Women may not swear.

  • Monroe

  • Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

    Provo

  • Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

    Salt Lake City

  • No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

    Trout Creek

  • Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
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    ALASKA:  It is illegal to buy a moose a beer.
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    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    UTAH:  No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emercency call.          Sad
     
     Did ya notice ED got all tongue tied when the word SEX was in the post ??? 
      Poor fella ...  Party  .....  Bucky
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    Las Cruces, New Mexico:  It is illegal to walk down the street with a lunch box.

     
    Austin, Texas:  It is illegal to have fence cutters in your pocket.
     
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    Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    UTAH:  No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emercency call.          Sad
     
     Did ya notice ED got all tongue tied when the word SEX was in the post ??? 
      Poor fella ...  Party  .....  Bucky
     
     
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    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    UTAH:  No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emercency call.          Sad
     
     Did ya notice ED got all tongue tied when the word SEX was in the post ??? 
      Poor fella ...  Party  .....  Bucky
     
     
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    His Viagra kicked in and his tongue got hard.

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    Here's one I kinda like...
     
    ILLINOIS:  A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "MASTER" while out on a date!  Excellent
    The law does not apply to married couples.
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    CALIFORNIA:  In Los Angeles, it is illegal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub.

    In Riverside, kissing on the lips is against the local health ordinance, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water.
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    Georgia

  • Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

  • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

  • Signs are required to be written in English. 
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  • You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

  • No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

  • It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

     

  • All citizens must own a rake.

     

  • Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

  • One man may not be on another man's back.

     

  • Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
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  • It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

     

  • Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

     

  • It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

     

  • Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind
  • Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

     

  • No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

     

  • Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

  • It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

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    Back in the day:  And maybe NOT SO DUMB;   In some North Carolina Counties it remained legal for a man to whip his wife on the steps of the Court House on any day other than Sunday and only during day light hours. Provided he ad-hear to the "Rule of Thumb" concerning the size of the switch and did not inflict long term injury.
     
    Part of the Law stated;
     
    A husband is responsible for the acts of his wife and he is required to govern his household, and for that purpose the law permits him to use towards his wife such a degree of force as is necessary to control an unruly temper and make her behave herself;
     
    My wife has never been so unruly, but I know several who society would be well served if they had to visit the steps about once a week. Shocked
     
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    SOUTH DAKOTA:  If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
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    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    SOUTH DAKOTA:  If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.


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    Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

    SOUTH DAKOTA:  If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
     
     
    Maybe we could get that to apply to any 5 that aren't welcome. Reguardless of origin.
     
    I move to have this afore mentioned law written. Do I have a motion to second?
    All in support vote "I" .  All opposed? Hold your peace!
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