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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today .........

The people who are starting college this fall
were born in 1993.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable..

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.


Popcorn has always been microwave
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They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?',
'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ' or
'de plane Boss, de plane'.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


P.S.
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

 
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jeez scooter make me feel old and i was only 13 in 93!
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

jeez scooter make me feel old and i was only 13 in 93!
 
STOP THAT..... i'm still envious of your youth.
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Geez, I've got zits older than that!
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Ive got boots older than Pyro. Shocked 
 
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Teri Hatcher has got [ BOOBS ] older than that!!!    Mouth Taped Shut

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