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I dedicate this to all us old farts! 
Better watch out young uns!
 
 
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new Stud Rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Ok old fart, time for you retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it, you are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you ahead start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -BOOM- he blows the young rooster to bits.
 
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,"Dammit, that's the third gay rooster I bought this month."
 
Moral of this story?
 
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!!!!!
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So there pyro!!!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

So there pyro!!!
 
I almost dedicated this solely to you dude after all pyro's old guy cracks.  It made me laugh and immediately think of you two going at it.  You stay on top of him!  He' not quite as cocky as SD but there is still plenty of squirrel in him to keep an eye on! LOL Wink
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Good one, I'll pass it on.
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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

Good one, I'll pass it on.
Hey,  How's Port Charlotte?
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Actually pyro and Big Daddy are good for me.  Help keep me sharp.  Life here in the home can get pretty boring sometimes;  can only take so many naps and sit in my chair in front of the TV with the sound off for so long.
 
Gotta go, it's meds time - coming nurse Ratched!
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