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You're on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.


As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your iPod.
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Must have been the "Short bus" Wink
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Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

Must have been the "Short bus" Wink



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It has been me...........Only I wasn't listening to an ipod.......Big Grin
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Ya Billy, just going about your every day buisness.
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It takes great skill to time those things to a beat. Especially to then be successful at passing the blame off on some poor unsuspecting elderly woman. Shocked
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When I was little and in class (like 3rd grade) if I felt it coming I would crinkle a bunch of paper to mask the sound then prey it didn't leave odor evidence.....
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The "unscented" version?
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Originally posted by Monster Monster wrote:

When I was little and in class (like 3rd grade) if I felt it coming I would crinkle a bunch of paper to mask the sound then prey it didn't leave odor evidence.....


Is this why you are always flipping pages of my magazines when at my house.....damn dude...and I thought it was TOBY!
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It's a lot of fun to pass a silent stinker, and then sit and wait and start looking at someone.... They always say I didn't do it!!!!!! That's when someone inevitably will say he who smelt it dealt it...... Roll on Floor Laughing
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Originally posted by rifle looney rifle looney wrote:

Originally posted by Monster Monster wrote:

When I was little and in class (like 3rd grade) if I felt it coming I would crinkle a bunch of paper to mask the sound then prey it didn't leave odor evidence.....


Is this why you are always flipping pages of my magazines when at my house.....damn dude...and I thought it was TOBY!


No you know that I don't hide my gas.....I believe sharing is caring
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Confession is good for the soul.
 
Still to be flipping the pages is like masking the warning. Be loud, be proud. They are sometimes excellent conversation topics.
 
This is how silent can be violent.
 
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