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Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, ju st bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off..'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A m onth later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.
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Figures he would 'cause the guy cheats and still can't add!
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The first one noticed.

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500 tickets at $2. = $1000. minus $100. original investment minus $2. refund = $898.
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Good point CF. I wrote the first $100 off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/28/2008 at 13:33
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Ok Chris (smart ass) you win!
 
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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

500 tickets at $2. = $1000. minus $100. original investment minus $2. refund = $898.
 
 
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Glad your not rubbing it in Bigdaddy!!
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Me never I just thought he did well so i gave him a star. I know my dumb bass didn't figure it out

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 It was a great story anyway BD .... Excellent
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