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DOG FOR SALE !!!! Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!! 
                        
 Dog for sale! 


        Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.
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Excellent guard dog.
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Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
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Most of them knew him as 'Holy sh*t.'
 

 

 

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Man, thats a DOG!!!!

I hate to clean up the backyard after him, man talk about a pooper scooper!!!!  It throw your back out!!!

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I can use him. Please don't feed him for the next week so he is really hungry when he gets here!
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Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

Man, thats a DOG!!!!

I hate to clean up the backyard after him, man talk about a pooper scooper!!!!  It throw your back out!!!

 
LOL!! Excellent
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Leave the piles in the yard for a month  and eventually you'll have new patio furniture ( with a strange odor coming from it )
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How about some free bird dog puppies.  They are due any day.
 
 
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so..is a duck's *ss watertight-----maybe not
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This picture gives a whole new meaning to the shout (DUCK----INCOMINNGGG!!)
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

DOG FOR SALE !!!! Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!!! 
                        
 Dog for sale! 


        Dog For Sale

* Free to good home.
*
Excellent guard dog.
*
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
*
Most of them knew him as 'Holy sh*t.'
 

 

 

you know what they say, the bigger the dog the bigger the poop!
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and that sob looks like he could eat steel and sh*t nails!
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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

How about some free bird dog puppies.  They are due any day.
 
 
Laugh%20AboveRoll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing ----  " a duck for a f**k , a F**K FOR A DUCK, AND $25.00 FOR A F**KED UP DUCK ! 

Edited by HuntMaster - March/08/2008 at 22:51
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