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The other day, a gentleman went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.  The Dentist takes out a freezing needle to give him a shot.    

"No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said.  The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"!  The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills".   The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet".  The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"!  "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"!

"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"
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Shocked thats gonna hurt
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I bet that tooth is attached to the root the patient is holding.
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Takes two hands to handle that whopper. LOL. Smile
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I've heard of a bird in the hand............Roll on Floor Laughing
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