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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:





























I like looking at them also!

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Dear Ed,
Is it ok to tell a friend (that constantly whines every day about his aches and pains, marriage, kids, MIL, etc) to STFU?
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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WHeeeew!!!!  Thought you were goin to say politics there for a minute..... Mouth Taped Shut
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Dear Ed
I have this dear sweet friend (I worry about him a little) that listens to me when the stress of my aches and pains, or my wife gets to me, or my MIL gets to me, or anything else that is bothering me. He is such a good listener and has such good patients with, but when I'm finally done explaining my situation to him, he tells me to STFU.
Do you think he has something going on in his life that needs looking into by a good friend like Bigdaddy, or do you think that he really doesn't GAS?
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        I'd say    STOP TALKING TO YOUR DOG.................  Smile
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Dear Ed
I have this dear sweet friend (I worry about him a little) that listens to me when the stress of my aches and pains, or my wife gets to me, or my MIL gets to me, or anything else that is bothering me. He is such a good listener and has such good patients with, but when I'm finally done explaining my situation to him, he tells me to STFU.
Do you think he has something going on in his life that needs looking into by a good friend like Bigdaddy, or do you think that he really doesn't GAS?
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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" Dear B.G., 

" Show the guy a picture of Obama throwing a baseball----and get out of the way!! "  






 
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The dreaded corn field......What a creepy kid. 
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Dear Ed,

Too much??



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" I don't really care for the sign interrupting the landscape.  I would forget about telling the public about your neighbor and just put a skull and some bones in the grass around your garden. Put a black mask on the skull....They'll get the idea. "  
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Dear Ed...

I'm giving strong consideration to this offer. What do you think?


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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

 

" I don't really care for the sign interrupting the landscape.  I would forget about telling the public about your neighbor and just put a skull and some bones in the grass around your garden. Put a black mask on the skull....They'll get the idea. "  
I tried this but the Police dug up and removed my garden.


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Need a new septic tank but Can't afford  to have it dug up? 
 
Call the cops and tell them your recently departed whatever told you they killed someone and hid the body in the septic tank.... Bucky
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Dear Ed,
Speaking of creepy people, these...folks all live on my street and scare the crap outta me! Do they scare you too?







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Dear Ed,

Bigdaddy sent me this selfie...



Then, only a few hours later, Budperm sent me this selfie...



So my question is, do you think the odds are high that I can expect to receive a self photo from Peddler soon too?

Best regards,

Sekshall Harassee in Tallahassee

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