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Dear Abby,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has

recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My

parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in

Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and

mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling

marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two

sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two

brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at

Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other

brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children. I have recently become

engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview .

She is a part time 'working girl'.



All things considered, my problem is this. I love my

fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I

certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack Obama

for President?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation
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Dear worried about my Reputation:  Its sounds as though you have a wonderful family,  I wouldn't let the stupidy of one of your distant cousins affect your future plans with your lovely fianc'ee.  I know you want to be open, but this is one of those times when your better off not reveiling your cousins horrific mentality.
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Well... it looks like the church is loosing its clout out in Utah.
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Utah, that guy was from Texas
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I see tool voted for Hillary...Gal
 
there's a John Prine Song in there some place( not to mention the Dead Kennedy's).Rocker
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Originally posted by silver silver wrote:

I see tool voted for Hillary...Gal
 


Ohh, them there are fightin words.  DoS attack inbound.
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