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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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Posted: September/18/2009 at 08:33 |
The Duck is Dead A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150." |
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I'll admit it, got me. Funny
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I've got to pass this along to my daughter the Vet! LOL. Great one.
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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cyborg
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HEALTH CARE REFORM IS NEEDED NOW!!!!!!!! This just proves the case.
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Ed Connelly
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" But that $150 will be a Negative Deficit.......I've got it all figured out.......( but we're going to raise your taxes on Energy by 30%..)..."
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