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Dallas Cowboys

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If
you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road


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I had a "friend" send me the same e-mail except they substituted my team, the Broncos, for the Cowboys.  It is seasons like these that separate the bandwagon fans from the real fans.

Go Broncos!
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win or lose, i'll always be a cowboys fan
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

win or lose, i'll always be a cowboys fan

+1, although that did make me laugh.
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Ed's right it not the boys butt the Girls.Yippee
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With cheerleaders like that wouldnt you just sit on the bench and watch them who cares about the game.
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