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Conservative isn't just about gun rights, important to most of us here at O.T. Considering the self serving politicians in Michingan just raised our taxes, again, this has been going around. It is supposed to be humor.


Tax his land,

Tax his bed,

Tax the table

At which he's fed.


Tax his tractor,

Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes

Are the rule.


Tax his cow,

Tax his goat,

Tax his pants,

Tax his coat.


Tax his ties,

Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams a nd hollers,
Then tax him some more, Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
' Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/15/2007 at 11:00
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The real shame here to me is... even the Republicans have been adding taxes lately. We don't seem to have any candidates that are willing to say the bitter truth... Things cost money. You can't just legislate things into existence; in the end you and I pay for them.  I would love to see someone run on a true 'spend less' platform. I wouldn't care what party they were with I would vote for them.

It seems we have a choice, spend money on Democrat programs or spend money on Republican programs. The problem is everyone thinks 'their' cause is the worthy one, be it health care for children or war spending... in the end... it is still spending...  If you really want to know what people think of the spending, make the taxes voluntary and see what people fund.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/15/2007 at 15:54
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That's a big AMEN on both accounts, Tahqua, and Graysteel

 

We're the laborers on the Government Plantation, Politicians and Deadbeats are our Masters.

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Thanks, T. I appreciate you, Brother.

 

I'm so sick of politicians these days...ALL of them!!

 

Whens The Bushy Twins going to enlist in the military and go in harms way for the

"War On Terror"??

 

Right........

 

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me! ."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."
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