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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that
his zipper was down and his fly area was wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and asked, This morning when
you left the house, did you close your garage door? The boss
told her that he new he'd closed it, and walked into his office
puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paper work, he suddenly noticed his fly was
open,and zipped it up.Then he under stood his assistant's
question about his 'Garage Door'.

So he headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk
to ask,'When my garage door was,did you see my Hummer
parked in there?'

She just smiled and said, 'No I didn't. All I saw was an old mini
van with two flat tires.'
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OH MY!!!!!!! Poor Fella. LMAO
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rflmao!!  thats great

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Get%20Your%20Popcorn%20Ready BD You should try stand up! I will be in the audience. ROFLMAO
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A friend of mine just got off the phone with me, telling me how stupid some of these commercials are on TV.
Said he just saw one for disposable douche.
 
Then he asked me ... Why in the world would anyone want to keep it anyways?
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Big Daddy Was this a personall experience?
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Skunk,
C'mon now you know that was below the belt.but to answer your question NO I can drive a 9inch railroad spike in with mine thanks you.....
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im comfortable with my lack of, anything after 3 inches is a waste anyway dont you guys watch talk sex with sue johannson on sunday nights? no nerves after the first three inches anyway
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Hence the reasoning behind the name BigDaddy, Lack of self confidence?BeheadJust end the misery while you are still somewhat ahead.
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Lol Yeah Pyro I have watched that show once or twice.
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isnt it funny that old lady talking about anal beads and such, i chuckle!!
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You know what they say with age comes wisdom...
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Skunk You trolling around again?
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yeah but at that point in time what good is it if you throw out a hip, or blow a tire on your wheel chair or lose a tennis ball off your walker??
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You just know the grandchildren are like TMI GRANNY TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Lol no kidding could explain why does a tv show and not live lessons.!
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Originally posted by Skunk Skunk wrote:

Hence the reasoning behind the name BigDaddy, Lack of self confidence?BeheadJust end the misery while you are still somewhat ahead.
 
Yeah you got me on that one.but hey if your ever around swing by I got something to show you.
 
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Originally posted by Chris Farris II Chris Farris II wrote:

You know what they say with age comes wisdom...
 
How do you know this your at the rip age of 19 I bet you still giggle like you just seen your big sister naked when you see a picture of a naked women...
 
Sorry bro Im in a rare mood today
 
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Do you have a couple more old rusted out vans out back to?
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Guys where is the love here BD and stinker come on let it go who cares who can spray farther. Altough From what i have heard skunks have no where near 3 inches so you should be good BD.
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Personally I can't touch bottom but child birth should be no problem when I'm through.
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Chris Farris II Chris Farris II wrote:

You know what they say with age comes wisdom...
 
How do you know this your at the rip age of 19 I bet you still giggle like you just seen your big sister naked when you see a picture of a naked women...
 
Sorry bro Im in a rare mood today
 
 
So much for defending you BD geez bro...I need to go get some neosporin for that burn..next time just shoot me..
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you put neosporin on a burn and your going to be sorry
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Originally posted by Chris Farris II Chris Farris II wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Chris Farris II Chris Farris II wrote:

You know what they say with age comes wisdom...
 
How do you know this your at the rip age of 19 I bet you still giggle like you just seen your big sister naked when you see a picture of a naked women...
 
Sorry bro Im in a rare mood today
 
 
So much for defending you BD geez bro...I need to go get some neosporin for that burn..next time just shoot me..
 
My bad bro.i was justa kidding. we are all goood now.I
 
 
Something stinks in here today..( skunk
 
 
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