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Sorry if this is a repeat post I haven't been able to get on much lately but rain across these and got a laugh from 'umso I thought I'd share:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!

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ROFLMAO!!Excellent
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Excellent  The last one does take the cake
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/14/2011 at 18:09
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It wouldn't be funny if some hadn't really posted these in a newspaper somewhere!
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The email I got says they are from a UK newspaper, but we all know how that goes....
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Hey, if it was on the internet, it has to be true right?
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Exactly Thinking
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