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In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER!!
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
                                                           
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A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. 
                                                              
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A police friend in the metroplex shared his dashcam vid with me.  For those who don't know, when the lights come on, the cam is activated automatically.

He approaches a vehicle he's pulled over, driver speeding ( realllllllllllly speeding).  Flash to the video....................a pair of breasts emerge from the drivers window.......................large breasts............................. and very much uncovered.

Video shows him shaking his head and returning to his car with a bewildered look on his face.....................................wadda ya do?
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lol....  He was like a deer in headlights!!!!!!!!!!! He didn't know if he should write her a ticket,

                or shake her hand!

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And to think that one ISP trooper I know let his -DAD- off with a warning

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Originally posted by Mike McDonald Mike McDonald wrote:

A police friend in the metroplex shared his dashcam vid with me.  For those who don't know, when the lights come on, the cam is activated automatically.

He approaches a vehicle he's pulled over, driver speeding ( realllllllllllly speeding).  Flash to the video....................a pair of breasts emerge from the drivers window.......................large breasts............................. and very much uncovered.

Video shows him shaking his head and returning to his car with a bewildered look on his face.....................................wadda ya do?

 

Would you please step out away from the car...  You need to see if they have been drinking.  Call for BACK UP

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Originally posted by silver silver wrote:

Originally posted by Mike McDonald Mike McDonald wrote:

A police friend in the metroplex shared his dashcam vid with me.  For those who don't know, when the lights come on, the cam is activated automatically.

He approaches a vehicle he's pulled over, driver speeding ( realllllllllllly speeding).  Flash to the video....................a pair of breasts emerge from the drivers window.......................large breasts............................. and very much uncovered.

Video shows him shaking his head and returning to his car with a bewildered look on his face.....................................wadda ya do?

 

 

Would you please step out away from the car...  You need to see if they have been drinking.  Call for BACK UP

 

   Sir we have a situation here!

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   Sir we have a situation here!

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Yeah, a situation we'd all like to be in!

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