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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
 
 
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. 
 
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.  
 
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. 
 
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it
 
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! 
 
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
 
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.  
 
'Miss Beatrice' he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl. 
 
'Oh yes' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?'  I was walking in through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.  
 
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.  Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'
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Edited by mercenary1947 - May/22/2008 at 14:45
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My parole officer is a strange and delightful creature, she is always sending me stuff like this.
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Pretty much what I expected from you Cyborg.

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I do try not to dissappoint.
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Huh-- So it keeps you from getting the flu???

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bet it doesnt help protect you from smallcox diease though
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

bet it doesnt help protect you from smallcox diease though
 
Did you need a magnifying glass, pyro?  Laugh
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

bet it doesnt help protect you from smallcox diease though
 
Did you need a magnifying glass, pyro?  Laugh
 
do you need the hubble space telescope helo???Bucky
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

bet it doesnt help protect you from smallcox diease though
 
Did you need a magnifying glass, pyro?  Laugh
 
do you need the hubble space telescope helo???Bucky
Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

bet it doesnt help protect you from smallcox diease though
 
Did you need a magnifying glass, pyro?  Laugh
 
do you need the hubble space telescope helo???Bucky

Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing  It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog.

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 You mean like this one ?  What's he trying to do to that guy's leg ?


Edited by mercenary1947 - May/23/2008 at 08:09
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Be honest guys.
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