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Chuck Norris stared death in the face once...death blinked first.
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can choke you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can sent text messages from a pay phone.
Chuck Norris does not need GPS, he navigates by the stars..even in broad daylight.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick without rotating his grounded foot,....the earth is still spinning.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse under its chin...its offspring are called giraffes.
Chuck Norris does not need GPS...he decides where he is.
The Bogey Man looks inside his cubboard for Chuck Norris before turning off the lights.
 
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Chuck Norris speaks Braille.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/08/2012 at 07:51
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Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete.
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Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
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Chuck Norris has a sheep farm...that is where steel wool comes from.
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All i got to say is yall don't want to awaken' the beast, You know Chuck frequents this forum!
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Chuck Norris can get the girls !Smile
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck decorated with human skulls
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The government said there were WMD in Iraq. That can't be true because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma Big Grin
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Chuck Norris makes Grecian Formula 16 turn gray
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