Optics Master Extraordinaire
I'd vote for this guy in a heartbeat.
The first half of link 1 is an introduction, but it's a very simple, yet spot on speech regarding the 2nd amendment rights and the direction of the country. Chuck Norris kicks ass!!!!
Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum
"And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts. And I looked, and behold a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was Death, and hell followed with him."