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CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

 
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'


The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'
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My wife won't touch me if I'm sick, come to think of it, she doesn't even like me when I'm well... Depressed now.

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Are we married to the same woman????
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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid that there might be something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist, so she did.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."

The woman did as she was told.

Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not
haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what
is Ed Zachary disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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Hey, I've seen several cases of that!
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Stay away from the mirrors SVT!
 
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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Stay away from the mirrors SVT!
 
Dead
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LOL  you got me there. 
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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Stay away from the mirrors SVT!
 
Dead
 
WUFF.. whos your daddy?
 


Edited by scooter65 - February/15/2010 at 15:14
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Yo SVT what is up with the title under your avatar?
 
I know you are 6'8", size 18 shoe and pushing 300 pounds.
 
Did you mean to put Sasquatch?
 
 
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I didnt' put it talk to the MODS they did it.
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That makes for some interesting reading Chris, thanks
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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

That makes for some interesting reading Chris, thanks
 
No prob sackscratch. Bandito
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Guess ole' One Hung Low got the drop on the boss man. LOL. Big Grin
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Remember SVT, I know I told you were to look don't blab it.

BTW:
Originally posted by ckk1106

Did anyone tell meathead that he has his own show now?  I'm still waiting for his posts in here.
I think he joined one of those cryptozoo associations and is searching for his sackscratch.

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Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

I am now on the what does everyone look like thread.
 
Please just skip to the end and post your picture, don't waste your time reading all the nonsense in there.


Edited by Chris Farris - February/15/2010 at 16:55
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Keep readin' SVT you'll learn something real quick.  

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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

I am now on the what does everyone look like thread.
 
Please just skip to the end and post your picture, don't waste you time reading all the nonsense in there.
 
Then I would have missed you in the VIAGRA car.
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Now you know why what I told you is so dangerous!!!
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I am down right scar'd to post my picture in there with the photoshop stuff yall have done!
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