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magshooter1
Optics Professional Joined: August/27/2008 Location: El Dorado, AR Status: Offline Points: 827 |
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Looks like you and my father agree about being married awhile. You dont't care where the wife goes as long as you don't have to go with her
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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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A WHILE?!?!?!?!
I figured that out on our first clothes shopping trip!!!!!! I bought 3 pairs of pants and 3 dress shirts. Time elapsed 25 minutes.
The Ex touched every garment in the women's department at least three times including sizes that would never fit her..when asked she was just checking styles... Then she tried on 12 shirts and 8 pants, bought 3 of the shirts and 2 of the pants. elapsed time 3.5 hours!!!!!!
Oh and she returned two of the shirts and one of the pants the next week.... came back empty handed 4 hours later after having "window shopped" a little bit!
That was the last time I went shopping with her!!! I told her I couldn't spend that much time shopping unless it was a hardware or gun store, and meant it!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13526 |
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10-4 on the trip magshooter, that's her trip and I'm headed for the rifle season in Kansas, it opens the Wednesday after Thanksgiving. Peddler |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Online Points: 22287 |
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My wife is on the South Beach diet; flour has been banned from the house
Mom couldn't cook without flour; I miss mom.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Just becauseshe is dieting doesn't mean you have too...
So, IF you have the cahonies, eat a dounut in front of her.....and since it will probably be your last, make it a jelly filled one!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Online Points: 22287 |
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She fixes the meals. Now of course they are S.B. diet oriented, but she does fix me items that she can't have yet (I think that's where the poisen is).
Don't thinkI haven't had some fun with this. The other night we went out to dinner withn another couple. When the rolls came, I ate 2, I hardly ever eat rolls; and I made yummy sounds
The next day she refused to fix lunch, so after dinner I ate a big bowl of chocolate ice cream and a chocolate cupcake in front of her, and said I could because I didn't have any lunch.
I still encourage her though.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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there is that death wish thing again!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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3_tens
Optics Jedi Master Joined: January/08/2007 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7853 |
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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.
Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow Now the rules have changed again. |
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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Be happy your not English....they dip their fries in Mayo!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Online Points: 22287 |
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Mayo goes on ham or turkey, mustard goes on hotdogs or brauts, ketchup goes on hamburgers and frenchfries.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Online Points: 22287 |
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I've been tip toeing through the mine field for so long, I can now tap dance through it
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Peddler
Optics God Joined: July/04/2012 Location: Oswego,NY Status: Offline Points: 13526 |
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I was in Orlando for the ICAST show and sales meetings from Sunday to Sunday last week and that was 6 days tooooo many with you Rebels. Actually I love them w/cornmeal we used to fish with an old redneck down at Marco Island and his favorite saying was fish could only be prepared one way. " You can fry them or " F--- " them up ". And I gotta tell ya my favorite burger is covered with bleu cheese and roasted red peppers and then drizzeled with ranch dressing. OOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEE Peddler |
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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you eat alfalfa sprouts too???
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