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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

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Looks like you and my father agree about being married awhile.  You dont't care where the wife goes as long as you don't have to go with her Bandito
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A WHILE?!?!?!?!
 
I figured that out on our first clothes shopping trip!!!!!!  I bought 3 pairs of pants and 3 dress shirts.  Time elapsed 25 minutes. 
 
The Ex touched every garment in the women's department at least three times including sizes that would never fit her..when asked she was just checking styles... Then she tried on 12 shirts and 8 pants,  bought 3 of the shirts and 2 of the pants.  elapsed time 3.5 hours!!!!!!
 
Oh and she returned two of the shirts and one of the pants the next week.... came back empty handed 4 hours later after having "window shopped" a little bit! Loco
 
That was the last time I went shopping with her!!!  I told her I couldn't  spend that much time shopping unless it was a hardware or gun store, and meant it! Big Grin
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Originally posted by magshooter1 magshooter1 wrote:

Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

Peddler Big Grin
Looks like you and my father agree about being married awhile.  You dont't care where the wife goes as long as you don't have to go with her Bandito


10-4 on the trip magshooter, that's her trip and I'm headed for the rifle season in Kansas, it opens the Wednesday after Thanksgiving.

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My wife is on the South Beach diet; flour has been banned from the houseSad
Mom couldn't cook without flour; I miss mom.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Just becauseshe is dieting doesn't mean you have too...
 
So, IF you have the cahonies, eat a dounut in front of her.....and since it will probably be your last, make it a jelly filled one! Hippie
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Just becauseshe is dieting doesn't mean you have too...
 
So, IF you have the cahonies, eat a dounut in front of her.....and since it will probably be your last, make it a jelly filled one! Hippie
 She fixes the meals. Now of course they are S.B. diet oriented, but she does fix me items that she can't have yet (I think that's where the poisen is).
 
Don't thinkI haven't had some fun with this. The other night we went out to dinner withn another couple. When the rolls came, I ate 2, I hardly ever eat rolls; and I made yummy soundsWink
 
The next day she refused to fix lunch, so after dinner I ate a big bowl of chocolate ice cream and a chocolate cupcake in front of her, and said I could because I didn't have any lunch.
 
I still encourage her though.
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Excellent  there is that death wish thing again! Whacko
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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

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You need to come down South for some good fish. Fish should be cooked in corn meal. Flour is for pancakes. I bet you put mayonnaise on a hamburger in stead of mustard. Blah! Yankees! Loco
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

Peddler Big Grin
You need to come down South for some good fish. Fish should be cooked in corn meal. Flour is for pancakes. I bet you put mayonnaise on a hamburger in stead of mustard. Blah! Yankees! Loco
 
Be happy your not English....they dip their fries in Mayo!!!
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Mayo goes on ham or turkey, mustard goes on hotdogs or brauts, ketchup goes on hamburgers and frenchfries.
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

 
Excellent  there is that death wish thing again! Whacko
I've been tip toeing through the mine field for so long, I can now tap dance through itWink
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Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

My wife thinks flour is only to be used when frying fish, are there other uses. She's leaving on a cruise with her sister on Saturday, just me and the 3 Springers for a week.

Peddler Big Grin
You need to come down South for some good fish. Fish should be cooked in corn meal. Flour is for pancakes. I bet you put mayonnaise on a hamburger in stead of mustard. Blah! Yankees! Loco


I was in Orlando for the ICAST show and sales meetings from Sunday to Sunday last week and that was 6 days tooooo many with you Rebels. Actually I love them w/cornmeal we used to fish with an old redneck down at Marco Island and his favorite saying was fish could only be prepared one way.
" You can fry them or " F--- " them up ". And I gotta tell ya my favorite burger is covered with bleu cheese and roasted red peppers and then drizzeled with ranch dressing. OOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEE

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you eat alfalfa sprouts too??? Loco  Smile
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