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The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.


This is Heather.






Leasing



On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,

charges $4,000 an hour. For anything.

This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for an hour of sex every night for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million, a savings of $41.7 million.

Value-added benefits are:

- a 22 year old red-hot babe
- no begging or coaxing
- never a headache
- plays all requests
- no bitching or complaining
- no 'honey-do' list

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.  All at 1/7th the cost - and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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And you don't have to cuddle.
 
Also, it's still cheaper if your one of those (like me) who wants to go at it for 2 or 3 hours.Laugh
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

And you don't have to cuddle.
 
Also, it's still cheaper if your one of those (like me) who wants to go at it for 2 or 3 hours.Laugh
That would fall under weekly rates! Wink
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I bet with Kristen that she has friends that could provide for variety. . . . Getting cheaper!
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