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Two Newfies were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. 
Jimmy said, “I’m gonna do dat when I win da lottery.”
 
“What's dat den?” asks Mikey.
 
“Send me lawn away to be mowed!"
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A newfie named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt so badly that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Clem and Zeke, came to do the job. Clem went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” So the mortician rolled him over and Clem took one look and said, “Nope, ain’t Clyde.”
Just to be safe the mortician brought in Zeke and Zeke took a look at him and said “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said “No, it ain’t Clyde.” The mortician asked “How can you tell? Zeke said “Well, Clyde had two a**holes.” “What? He had two a**holes?” said the mortician. “Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a**holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say ‘Here comes Clyde with them two a**holes.



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Those are both good. +1 +1
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