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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
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Oh man.  don't tell BBS
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Why they got to be from oklahoma?
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   Thats ok Graham... Heard it before!Wink
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LOL. Gotta love those blonde jokes.
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their not really from this world anyways somewhere like Mars I heard. IDK!?!?
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  That sooo Jamie??  I take it your Girls not blonde or you would be sleeping on the couch right about now...
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No, I told it to my blonde, She looked puzzled. I figure she'll get it next week or so.   
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Try being married to a Red Head.
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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:

Try being married to a Red Head.
I am. Sorta like living in a mine field.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:

Try being married to a Red Head.
I am. Sorta like living in a mine field.


And the mines move from day to day.
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That did not age like fine wine Brian.
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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:

That did not age like fine wine Brian.
 
To quote a very intelligent person.... she aged like milk!
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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:


Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:

Try being married to a Red Head.

I am. Sorta like living in a mine field.
And the mines move from day to day.



Sissies, sheesh!!!!     ROFL!
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A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar one night and the 11 o'clock news comes on.  The top story is about a suicide jumper on a big building downtown.   The blonde looks over at the brunette and say "I bet you $100 that he doesn't jump."  Thinking easy money the brunette shakes on it and in a couple minutes he jumps.  Th brunette was just about to take the money when she caved under sympathy and told the blonde that it would be unfair for her to take her money because it had happened earlier in the day and she saw it on the 5 o'clock news.  Before she could hand the money back the blonde said "Well hell, I saw it to I just didn't think he was dumb enough to jump twice"



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Oh my. Probably would have voted for Zero also.
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bricat you just totally destroyed my childhood memories.

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Not mine! I always liked Mary Ann better.
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Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

  That sooo Jamie??  I take it your Girls not blonde or you would be sleeping on the couch right about now...
LOL No she is not I guess I got lucky. but my youngest is...... really smart (thank god) lol all in good fun Big Smile

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Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:

Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

  That sooo Jamie??  I take it your Girls not blonde or you would be sleeping on the couch right about now...
LOL No she is not I guess I got lucky. but my youngest is...... really smart (thank god) lol all in good fun Big Smile
   Oh I know.. Just teasing  Big Smile
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Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:

Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

  That sooo Jamie??  I take it your Girls not blonde or you would be sleeping on the couch right about now...
LOL No she is not I guess I got lucky. but my youngest is...... really smart (thank god) lol all in good fun Big Smile
   Oh I know.. Just teasing  Big Smile
  WELL HELL  if thats the case then.........A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
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  You done give him the go now,Rena!!  LOOK OUT!
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HAHA SSHHH quit now  Earl....... she dont need your help man lol
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Think you guys like to get yelled at!!Shocked
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