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A guy ran out of gas on his motorcycle. So he was pushing it to the nearest gas station, when a blonde standing at a bus stop asked what was wrong.
I ran out of gas, he replied.
Gee, she said, you know a lot about motor cycles, I would just have carried on riding it and probably caused serious damage to the engine!
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Blondes being picked on is over rated Wink

Funny joke though!
 
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Brunette joke Wink
 
A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Brunette said, "So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Brunette replied, "We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!"
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Originally posted by Summer@SWFA Summer@SWFA wrote:

Blonde joke Wink
 
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!"
There I fixed it. You can't steal a blonde joke and just change it!
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=A+Russian%2C+an+American%2C+and+a+Blonde+were+talking+one+day.+The+Russian+said%2C+%22We+were+the+first+in+space!%22
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Originally posted by Summer@SWFA Summer@SWFA wrote:

Brunette joke Wink
 
A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Brunette said, "So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Brunette replied, "We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and then at the brunette.  The American asked "You dye your hair don't you?"

"Yes" replied the brunette.  Naturally it is blonde.


Finished the joke for you.


Edited by SD Dog - February/09/2012 at 13:33
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Way to go Dog !!!!!!!!
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What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
 
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What do you call a good looking man with a blonde?
ATM.
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