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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from "Mississippi State University" and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
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lol  thats a good one.
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LOL. That was cute. I'll have to send it to my (blonde) daughter.
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Not bad....but a blonde even getting a degree in electrical engineering is tough to believe in the first place Wink
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I read it  thought of someone we all know & love

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Where is BBS?
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she's been on hiatus?  wonder where
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Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

Where is BBS?
sightig in her sniper rifle.
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Why you gotta be picking on my Alma Mater?  A&M would have been a better choice.  1st time I heard it 10-15 years ago it was Texas grad, an Arkansas grad and a A&M grad.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by shooter07 shooter07 wrote:

Where is BBS?
sightig in her sniper rifle.
Sh!t dont be telling me that. i'll be the 1st go great!!!
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your fixin to spit on your own foot?
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