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    Posted: May/11/2011 at 17:03
You've probably heard that Bin Laden's son wants to sue us for killing his daddy.

So, I say sure, how much do you want... would all cash be ok? We'll send someone right over with the payment... now, what is your address? When will you be home?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HuntMaster Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/11/2011 at 19:59
I would love to deliver a "payload" to him myself.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jonoMT Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/11/2011 at 20:16
As long as the delivery is made in the form of a hail of lead, let's just settle out of court, like we did with his old man.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Alan Robertson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/12/2011 at 19:20
Oh, one more thing, Mr. Bin Laden Jr., since there are reports that other members of your family may also want to sue US, why don't we go ahead and get this matter settled once and for all, ok?
 Why don't you ask everyone to come over to your house for a big family get together and we'll settle up with everyone at the same time and put this all behind us.


And don't forget to bring your lawyers to the party.



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote stickbow46 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/12/2011 at 19:30

Don't these idots realize there's plenty of room at the bottom of the sea?Don't know though if the ocean can handle all that crap at once.

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Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

Don't these idots realize there's plenty of room at the bottom of the sea?Don't know though if the ocean can handle all that crap at once.

His son sounds like some silly- assed American liberal elitist. He isn't an American, of course, but the rest sure fits... pampered all of his life and insufferably 'correct' about everything.
Maybe he'll grow up and get a clue, but it's doubtful.

We besmirched the bin Laden name by burying his old man at sea?
Too bad Jr. doesn't realize that his name was already dragged down into the sea- floor mud by his old man a long time ago.
He is now free to sink to the level of his own name or try to rise above it; hasn't made the right move yet.

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OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, pick me for that jury duty, OH Please, OH……..

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