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After listening to various political rhetoric regarding illegal immigration and other concerns, I looked back at an old e-mail I saved which I thought would be a good thing to post as not everyone may have seen it.


Here it is.



"WE, THE SENSIBLE PEOPLE of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings
of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren,
hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense
guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden, deluded, and other Bed-wetters. We hold
these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused
by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of NO Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do NOT have the right to a new car, big screen TV, biggest
And fastest new computer, or any other form of wealth. More power to you
if you Can legally acquire them, but this government is not in the business
of Guaranteeing these luxuries. Live with an old car and a 19" TV.
ARTICLE II: You do NOT have the right to never be offended. This
country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -not just
you! You may leave the room, change the channel, express a different
opinion, etc.., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will
ARTICLE III: You do NOT have the right to be free from harm. If you stick
a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy
because of your stupidity or lack of skill.
ARTICLE IV: You do NOT have the right to free food and housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in
need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after
generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes!
ARTICLE V: You do NOT have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care 

ARTICLE VI: You do NOT have the right to physically harm other
people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be
surprised if the rest of us want to see you sit in the electric chair for
a short period of time.
ARTICLE VII: You do NOT have the right to the possessions of others. If
you rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't
be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place
where you STILL won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a
life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do NOT have the right to a job regardless of race,
creed, sexual preference or religion. Take advantage of the opportunities of
education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful
and self supportive. Don't expect a free ride from the government or your
ARTICLE IX: You do NOT have the right to happiness. Being an American
means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness. Make your own happiness,
don't sit there and wait for it to be given to you.
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