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This may or may not be true, But ya gotta love the thought!!!!  
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BEST RESPONSE  OF THE YEAR



 




If  you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as
sharp as this policeman. He  was being cross-examined by a defense
attorney  during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to  undermine the
policeman's credibility.


Q:  'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the  scene?'

A:  'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person  matching the
description of the offender,  running several blocks  away.'


Q:  'Officer -- who provided this  description?'

A:  'The officer who responded to the  scene.'


Q:  'A fellow officer provided the description of  this so-called
offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A:  'Yes, sir. With my life.'


Q:  'With your life? Let me ask you this then  officer. Do you have a
room where you change  your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?'

A:  'Yes sir, we do!'


Q:  'And do you have a locker in the  room?'

A:  'Yes sir, I  do.'


Q:  'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A:  'Yes sir.'


Q:  'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with
your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you
share with these same officers?'

A:  'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been  known to walk through that room.'


The  courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best
Comeback'  line -- and we think he'll  win.
 
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Wanna piss off a lawyer; tell him a lawyer joke and watch their face. Works 99% of the time. The other 1% are good lawyers.
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The richest man in the world was in need of a heart transplant. He hired 3 assistants to find him a perfect match. The first one returned with the heart of a 18 yr old high athlete that got killed when he was riding a bike and was hit by a car- "NOPE - not good enough" . The second guy returned with the heart from a world class sprinter that was a victim off a plane crash --"NOPE --not good enough" . The third brought a heart form a 75 yr cigar smoking alcoholic lawyer that died in his sleep--"YEAH- now we're talking--perfect" The other 2 assistants just had to know why their hearts weren't good enough and an old beat up lawyer's heart was.....The rich man replied -"Well you see, that heart was never used !" Big%20Grin

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This guy went to see a lawyer. He told the lawyer of his neighbour who has a tree growing on the boundary fence. The fruit and leaves now fall into his yard and makes a mess. The neighbour will not clean up or prune the tree. Can I sue him, the man asks. Most definately, says the lawyer. You cannot lose this case.
With that the guys says Thanks and gets up to leave. Well, are you not going to sue him, enquires the lawyer. No thanks, says the guy, I have just given you my neighbours side of the story!!


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Originally posted by 8shots 8shots wrote:

This guy went to see a lawyer. He told the lawyer of his neighbour who has a tree growing on the boundary fence. The fruit and leaves now fall into his yard and makes a mess. The neighbour will not clean up or prune the tree. Can I sue him, the man asks. Most definately, says the lawyer. You cannot lose this case.
With that the guys says Thanks and gets up to leave. Well, are you not going to sue him, enquires the lawyer. No thanks, says the guy, I have just given you my neighbours side of the story!!
 
                                                         
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Know how to tell a prosecuting attorney from a defense attorney a block away?
 
The prosecuting attorney will be the one with his hands in his own pockets.
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