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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground
Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales"
hat, and a "Impeach Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the
bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the
two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other
tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I
heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
Environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who
was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
I Can See Clearly Now......<><
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