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Optics Master
Optics Master

Joined: June/05/2007
Location: Maine
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Bear Hunting
 The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of

 Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground
 in the
 Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
 the woods.

 A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales"
 hat, and a "Impeach Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
 and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
 10-foot grizzly.
 As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came
 racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
 other two
 reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the
 bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the
 bear and
 two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other
 tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

 As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.
 "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I
 heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
 Environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
 As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who
was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
 Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding
 up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?" Shocked
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