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A guy comes into the bass shop and asks the new salesman for bait. He sells it to him and the guy leaves.

The sales manager saw this and called the junior. He said look, I've been watching you. Let me handle the next one and show you how it is done.
 
So when the next guy comes in for bait he sells him the bait. Then he asks, what about hooks, what about some new line?? You would also need a new reel for that line. So the guy walks out, the manager having made a good sale.
 
He tells the junior, you see that is how it is done.
 
So the next guy comes in, and asks the junior does he know where the closest pharmacy is? The manager looses interest at this point. However the next thing he sees the junior unpacking rods, reels, lures, tackle box, the works. The guy leaves the store, loaded to the hilt with fishing gear.
 
The manager calls the junior over and asks, How did you do that????
 
Well said the junior, he needed to get to a pharmacy to buy tampons for his wife. So I said "Listen, your week-end is screwed, you may as well go fishing!!!" 


Edited by 8shots - July/09/2010 at 01:40
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