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My Ex used to love to shop at Target and I hate target.  So after being drug there one too many times I took matters into my own hands!  Here is the letter from the local Target..

Dear Mrs. Budperm,
 
 Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a
 commotion in our store.  We cannot tolerate this
 behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the
 store.  Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
Perm are listed below and are documented by our video
 surveillance cameras.

 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them
 in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
 at 5-minute intervals.
 
 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
 leading to the women's restroom.

 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares.  Get on it
right away'.  This caused the employee to leave her
assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor
that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing
management to lose time and costing the company money.
 
 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a
 bag of M&Ms on layaway.

 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to
 a carpeted area.
 
 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
 told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they
 would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department
 to which twenty children obliged.
 
 8.. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he
 began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people
 just leave me alone?'  EMTs were called.
 
 9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and
 used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
 
 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants
were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
 
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
 
 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
 browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
 
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud
 speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH
 NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

 And last, but not least:
 
 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
 waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey!
 There's no toilet paper in here.'  One of the
 clerks passed out.
 
It was worth every ouch of effort i put into it, she no longer asks me to go shopping anywhere with her!!!!  YippeeYippeeYippee


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ROFLMAO
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That is too crazy Bud... You make all that up yourself?
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Sure I did!  What to hear my fishing story!
 
 
 
 
Once I was a fish...... Bucky


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  Too much time on your hands today?
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he's feeling froggy, must be getting close to a full moon.
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Bud delivers the full moon.....likely often and with great spectacle.
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Problem is my full moon has two satellites in a lower Geo-synchronous orbit Sorry

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Great stuff "Bud", I'm sure Walmart is looking forward to your business.
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Did all theat stuff at Walmart too.  Mexicans were laughing everywhere!
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After the shooting at our Target... My girls refuse to go... Their own version of a boycott
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His barrel is empty................Roll on Floor Laughing
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Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

  Too much time on your hands today?


Don't you have a roof to shingle?

Slowly, move away from the computer, and pick up that nail gun.

Big Grin
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I promoted myself to site supervisor!  Yep, Thought So
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

I promoted myself to site superTARDvisorYep, Thought So
 
Fixed if for you
 
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Gee, thanks for the help! Whatever
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hey what are friends for!
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#3 is just plain wrong >>funny >> but wrong.. Bucky

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