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cheaptrick
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Posted: July/10/2008 at 20:05 |
1) Why are bee boxes always white?
2) Why do male mammals have nipples?
3) Why do some peoples farts smell worse than others??
Thank you in advance!!
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Steelbenz
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pyro6999
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1. bees are color blind
2. in case the primary temperature sensor fails
3.they ate to much of ed's gringo chili!
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They call me "Boots"
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Ed Connelly
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" Put another gallon of jalapenos in it....."
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helo18
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This could be interesting!
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martin3175
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1) why is the sky blue ?
2) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
3) Why do guys have to put the seat up when it's easier with gravity's help for the ladies to put it down? Edited by martin3175 - July/10/2008 at 21:37 |
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cyborg
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Someone elses farts are always smellier than your own.....
Martins number 3 Guys were always raised to be gentlemanly, opening doors and such, the payoff was that women made sure the man was taken care of. The uh LIBS and their BS have since made it that now if a man doesn't do what is expected he's the problem. Nevermind that we nearly starve when we get home, don't even get me started on the hairy palms aspect of all of this.
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Ed Connelly
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1. I don't know. It looks nice.
2. I don't know.
3. Because it looks nicer when you walk into a bathroom. I hate to see a yawning, porcelain cavern staring at me.....besides, what if you ran in there in the middle of the night needing to take a dump, and you just plumped yourself down-- without looking----your knees would be up to your chin and you'd be STUCK!! (Plus your tallywacker would be shockingly immersed in ICE COLD WATER!!)
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Ed Connelly
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ASK ED..
( The Doctor is IN....)
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cyborg
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Ok here's one.
If Ed was out in the forest sleeping, ( Mouth agape and loud snoring) and a Bear came and {INSERT DIRTY THOUGHT} in his mouth, would anyone hear him giggle?????
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
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martin3175
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Uh oh.....
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Dogger
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Who was giggling, the bear or Ed???
- why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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God save the Empire!
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Ed Connelly
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( I am SO glad that the liquor truck arrived....)
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cyborg
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Ed Connelly
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Ed Connelly
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Kickboxer
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Ed, how come you are stuck on 2000?
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Bigdaddy0381
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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Ed Connelly
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Bigdaddy0381
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Okay. I have a few simple question for you ED
1) In the 1981 movie "Outland", starring Sean Connery, there is a scene where a construction worker in space gets a hole in his suit. As the air leaks out, and his body is exposed to a vacuum, we watch in horror through his faceplate as he swells, and explodes.
A somewhat similar scene is in the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, "Total Recall." In that movie, Schwarzenegger leaves the pressurized habitat of a Mars colony and begins to blow up like a balloon in the much lower pressure of the Mars atmosphere. He is saved by the creation of an entirely new atmosphere by an ancient alien machine
The question is, what happens to the human body in a vacuum?
2)What is the chemical formula for ammonium dichromate? When are parentheses 3)
A rope rests on two platforms which are both inclined at an angle θ (which you are free to pick), as shown. The rope has uniform mass density, and its coeffciient of friction with the platforms is 3A)
The system has left-right symmetry. What is the largest possible fraction of the rope that does not touch the platforms? What angle θ allows this maximum value?
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
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