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    Posted: June/11/2009 at 10:48

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea .  It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
 

      
Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
 
       
The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs
to pay his debt to the butcher.
 
       
The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig grower.
        
The pig grower takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.
 
       
The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit.
 
       
The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.
      
The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
        
At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.
            
No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism....
 
      
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States
Government is doing business today.

 

And if that doesn't scare the ____ out of you then you are brain dead!

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 3_tens Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/11/2009 at 10:58
Where is this note? I want to use it for a few minutes. Shocked
Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.
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We tried it in this country, but the hotelkeeper stole the money.....
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