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A new supermarket opened in Tampa, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
  
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.
  
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
  
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying..
  
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
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  I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

A new supermarket opened in Tampa, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
  
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of freshly mowed hay.
  
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
  
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying..
  
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies.
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  I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

 
I had to laugh at this not because it was funny (and it was) but because I actually worked for a National Grocery chain that was developing just such an idea... Back in the early 90's they wanted to make this concept come to market... thank god they gave up.  OH and it was a Florida grocer.
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I could smell this comming!
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Dam I was gunna say I could add a nice aroma to that store.....then the punchline came
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You got me.  That's funny.  Will have to share.  TPYikes
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