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Yesterday, exactly a year after applying, my Competency card arrived. There was only one small problem; the ID photograph on the card belonged to some-one else. All the other details (name,ID number etc) was mine, just not the mugshot.
So rather then wait another year I offered to go for plastic surgery! Can any-one advise someone? At this stage I am not too particular, a backstreet job with a sharp hunting knife will do! And a good bottle of whisky to dull the pain of dealing with our highly trained Firearms Dept.


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Hear your pain 8shots but was the other guy better looking anyway??
 
p.s. hope it was a guy in the picture, otherwise you might be into cross dressing too!


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8shots,
After all the crap you have been thru trying to get your new toy i'll buy the drinks man. i can't belive that after all that they still have it screwed up.Maybe it will be an easy fix.Good luck maybe this time someone with half a brain will actually help you.
 
Ot you could just mail it to CF and have him photoshop it.
 


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yes! I know an Italian in Chicago who does this as a speciality. Must set up contact time and place in Mexico.
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                   So 8shots,you know anyone else this has happened to? Could be a vast Left Wing conspiracy!
 
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I Cry BS%20Flaghe is just looking for boob job.
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I don't care what anyone says 8shots, you just can't pay for this kind of understanding and support!
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What is a Competency card?

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It must be a card that says that the person who was given this card is more competent than the person (or agency) who gave him the card, and they should know because they have the books that tells them what competency is and how to look for it, recognize it, and define it. However since this is a government job competency can not be tested since this would be discriminority, and that is not allowed; as everyone knows that both the competent and the incompetent can recognize competency, so both are equally qualified to perform their jobs competently, so don't tell them that they are incompetent and made a mistake because everyone knows that both the incompetent and competent in government are more competent than you so there must be a problem with your competency and they must reevaluate your competency. You must turn in your current competency card and resubmit your application for a certification of competency along with the fees that it takes to have the government investigate your competency by their highly trained staff who may or maynot be competent (because you can not test for competency for a government job, that would be discriminatory) You may expect to wait 1 year before the government can determine if you are competent enough to posses a competency card issued by a government that does not test for competency of the people who are determining if you are competent.Loco
 Is this what you are affraid of? I would be!
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Whatever you do----DO NOT go to the surgeon that Yellowdog went to!!!!!!Shocked 
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Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

Whatever you do----DO NOT go to the surgeon that Yellowdog went to!!!!!!Shocked 
 
You said it first Ed! I offen wondered about Yellowdogs lineage!
 
The description of a Competency Card had me in stitches, thaks I needed a good laugh.
 
All South Africans have to pass a written test on our new Gun Laws, prove themselves competent to handle a fire-arm and undergo a background check regarding state of mind, stability in the home and lack of criminal record. If all is OK, you are issued a competency card, which allows you to apply for a fire-arm license.
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"regarding state of mind" - jeez, that would exclude most of us.
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Part of the application is a police interview with your wife. Geez, for the week before the interview she gets wined and dined. Then you impress upon her not to tell the cops about all the crazy things one did like shoot horses and the like. Of course she has a field day saying she is going to tell them of this and that.....
But in the end it turned out OK!


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Glad it did, horses and me never got along (good judges of character I guess) but they make damn fine dog food!
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