New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - an Italian Honeymoon
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Check GunBroker.com for SWFA's No Reserve and No Minimum bid firearm auctions.

an Italian Honeymoon

 Post Reply Post Reply   Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/24/2010 at 07:05
scooter65 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar

Joined: December/29/2006
Location: mi
Status: Offline
Points: 3567
Following Isabellas wedding they wisked themselves away to have a quiet honeymoon in the studio apt above her mothers home.
 
That night Mario takes off his shirt and starts kissing down Isabellas neck.  She says, Mario Mario wait just'a second.  She dashes off and runs down stairs.
 
MOMMA MOMMA, Mario he is a taking off his shirt and kissing my neck!  Momma says, that'sa ok Isabella, you go back up stairs and take care of your man on your honeymoon.
 
She heads back up stairs and the romance quickly starts up again.  This time Mario takes off his pants and has Isabella down to her Underwear.  In a panic, she jumps up and runs down stairs again.
 
MOMMA MOMMA, Mario he's a taking off his pants and wants me too also.  That'sa OK Isabella, go back up stairs and enjoy your honeymoon.
 
Again she goes back up and the romance picks right back up.  Mario sits on the bed to remove his underwear and socks.  Iseballa notices right away that Mario only has half a foot on his right leg.  She looks in horror.  Mario says, my foot was amputated from a war injury.  In a panic she jumps up and runs down stairs once again.
 
MOMMA MOMMA MOMMA!!!, it'sa Mario he has taken off all his clothes and he only has'a a foot and a Half!!!!  Momma says, it's alright Isabella, you stay right here and Momma will go up and take care of this!!!
 


Edited by scooter65 - June/24/2010 at 07:06
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/24/2010 at 07:08
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 28753
lol  good one
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/24/2010 at 17:57
JF4545 View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: March/31/2009
Location: Washington
Status: Offline
Points: 2753
LaughVery Funny, Mama likes the 18 inchers
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/24/2010 at 19:50
lucytuma View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: November/25/2007
Location: Wisconsin
Status: Offline
Points: 5389
Always good to have the mother-inlaw on your side.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/24/2010 at 21:04
Ed Connelly View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
God of no Chihuahua

Joined: December/16/2007
Location: USA
Status: Offline
Points: 24220
 
 
 
                                              Bucky
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/25/2010 at 07:01
budperm View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
show me your sheep!!

Joined: January/01/2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Status: Offline
Points: 27625
Originally posted by lucytuma lucytuma wrote:

Always good to have the mother-inlaw on your side.
 
Shocked  NOT if you have to service her!!!!!!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/25/2010 at 07:04
bugsNbows View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Master
Optics Jedi Master
Avatar
bowsNbugs

Joined: March/10/2008
Location: Florida
Status: Offline
Points: 9285
LOL, good one.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/25/2010 at 11:56
hunterwingler View Drop Down
Optics Master
Optics Master
Avatar

Joined: April/03/2009
Location: Idaho
Status: Offline
Points: 1420
great joke
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: June/25/2010 at 18:04
stickbow46 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar

Joined: January/07/2009
Location: Benton, Pa
Status: Offline
Points: 4673
Excellent
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Similar Threads: "an Italian Honeymoon"
Subject Author Forum Replies Last Post
Info on italian m1 garand Leonard Firearms 2
Italian Muzzle Loader OB OBrien Shotgun / BlackPowder Scopes 2


This page was generated in 0.281 seconds.