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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: March/04/2010 at 12:10
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 man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

 Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,


I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'


'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own !@#%*& blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.


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Nothing touches the heart quite like a love story.
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A true love story.  5 min of marriage will do that to yah.
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Where has all the love gone.....Whacko..........Maybe he should phone a friend.
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That would make it go from bad to worse, but feel free to try and report back.
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So True!!Excellent
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LOL.......that's what I would have done!
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