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If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

  

 "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

  

 If that doesn't scare the sh*t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

  

 There is no need to thank me  for this advice, I'm just doing a public service.

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Gee thanks Bill. I just crapped in my pants half way through.
Or was it the Knob Creek coffee?
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: May/08/2009 at 14:59
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No thanks needed bro. I'm just doing my job here. I care about the health and wellness of my friends.
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But I wasn't constipated.
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